I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only women went down on that vessel! If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays? Personally, I have used this application for all the above. You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill. Because I know exactly what your pussy needs.
Are you from Africa?
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You can be the door then I can slam you all I want. Nice Ass! I'm bigger and better than the Titanic Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis!